Amanda’s 16th Birthday
Run for your life! Climb up a tree!
Here she comes--It’s Amanda Marie!
The tires, they’re a-smokin’,
The dead, they’ve awoken;
The drive train, it’s a-shakin’,
The mainframe, she’s a-quakin’;
Stay off the roads! Go to your homes!
Nobody’s safe, wherever she roams!
If we’re lucky, her father
Will go to the bother
Of installing a gov’nor
So when going to Struvner
She can’t go fast!--she’ll have to go slow!
And we’ll be glad ‘Bon voyage’ to bestow!
Now have a good day
(While we stay away)
And remember to phone
When you go out alone
So we can all go run and hide!--
While you terrorize the countryside!
Happy Birthday, Amanda
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